Scooby is so damn clever. He typed the below by himself.. without any help from me! *crosses finger*
1. Answer all questions and explain them. (I changed it!)
1. Taken a picture naked? I'm always naked!
2. Painted your room? My room is my owner's room.
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? Err.. yes.
4. Drove a car? Is there even a car for dogs?
5. Danced in front of your mirror? Of course!
6. Had a crush? Yes, that cute Beagle from next door.
7. Been dumped? I'm too cute to be dumped!
8. Stole money from friend? Why would I need money when my owner will get me everything?
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes, that cute Beagle's owner's car.
10. Been in a fist fight? How about some growling?
11. Snuck out of your house? I ran out before!
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Told you I'm too cute!
13. Been arrested? Arrested for peeing around the house?
14. Made out with a stranger? Yeah, some dog I met at the dog farm
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yes, that cute Beagle's house
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? My parents are all the way in Australia.
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? Yes, that same Beagle.
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? I've already finished (and failed) obedience training!
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Nope
20. Seen someone die? Thankfully no.
21. Been on a plane? Duh. I flew to here from Australia when I was just a baby!
22. Kissed a picture? Nope
23. Slept in until 3PM? Yes, I love sleeping.
24. Love or miss someone right now? Yeah, my owner.
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? I can't see clouds from where I am.
26. Made a snow angel? Never saw snow before :<
27. Played dress up? My owner tried to make me wear this shirt!
28. Cheated while playing a game? Yes, I just act cute and I always win.
29. Been lonely? Of course, when my owner goes out :<
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? I don't work.
31. Been to a club? Are dogs allowed in there?
32. Felt an earthquake? Thankfully no.
33. Touched a snake? No! I think he might just eat me up!
34. Ran a red light? My owner would never allow me to do that!
35. Been suspended from school? Nope. I'm a good boy.
36. Had detention? They don't have detention in my school.
37. Been in a car accident? Eeks no!
38. Hated the way you look? Yes, when my owner shaved off all my fur.
39. Witnessed a crime? Nope, I hardly step out of the house!
40. Pole danced? Do you mean peeing at a pole?
41. Been lost? Yes, when my owner unhooked my leash and went to a corner to sit. I couldn't find her for like 5 mins!
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? Nope, what's the other side like?
43. Felt like dying? Nope, I'm a happy and contented doggie.
44. Cried yourself to sleep? Yeah, when I just arrived here.
45. Sang karaoke? Is howling considered?
46. Sucked your thumb? I don't have a thumb.
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes, I told myself not to pee on the floor but I still did. Not like my owner would scold me anyway.
48. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? Eeks no!
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Told you I have never seen snow before
50. Kissed in the rain? My owner would never let me out in the rain.
51. Sing in the shower? Well, I whine everytime she tries to bathe me.
52. Made love in a park? Yes, with that same cute Beagle.
53. Had a dream that you married someone? Nah, I'm always dreaming about food.
54. Glued your hand to something? What's a glue?
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? Nope, only peed at one before.
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? I'm always naked.
57. Been a cheerleader? I'm a guy!
58. Sat on a roof top? Nah, my owner would never allow that.
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? I only shower once a week!
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Normally, I just fall asleep on the sofa till my owner screams.
61. Played chicken? Chicken? Is it yummy?
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? I can't swim! Or at least, I haven't tried.
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? I've been told that I'm cute by many strangers.
64. Broken a bone? Nope.
65. Been easily amused? Just throw a bone and I'll fetch it for you.
66. Laugh so hard you cry? Nope.
67. Mooned/flashed someone? But I'm always naked!
68. Cheated on a test? Nah, the only test I had was at obedience school and I failed it.
69. Forgotten someone's name? I remember that my name is Scooby!
70. Slept naked? I'm always naked!
71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? I can't swim.
72. Performed on stage? Nope, not an international doggie star yet.
73. Blacked out from drinking? I vomitted water cos I drank too fast before!
74. Played a prank on someone? Like leaving trails of water around after bathing and making my owner slip on it?
75. Gone to a late night movie? Dogs ain't allowed in movies :<
76. Made love to anything not human? Yes, a dog
77. Failed a class? Yes, obedience school.
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? Like that chicken bone I found on the floor the other time?
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? I don't play instruments.
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? Yeah, sorry to that cute Beagle.
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? That's not my birthday, why would I celebrate it?
82. Thrown strange objects? Is my chew toy strange?
83. Felt like killing someone? Nah, I breed harmony!
84. Thought about running away? Why would I run away from an owner who spoils me to bits?
85. Ran away? Nope.
86. Did drugs? Nope.
87. Had detention and not attend it? Never had detention before.
88. Dumped anyone? I'm not so mean!
89. Made a parent cry? My owner?
90. Cried over someone? Yes, whenever my owner leaves the house.
91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? What's that?
92. Dated someone more than once? Yes, that cute Beagle.
93. Have/had a dog? Can a dog even own another dog?
94. Own an instrument? Nope.
95. Been in a band? Band? What's that?
96. Drank 25 sodas in a day? I only drink water. And saliva.
97. Broken a cd? Chewed on one before.
98. Shot a gun? Nope.
99. Dated a married person of the opposite sex? Can dogs even get married?
100. Written a love letter? I just leave my paw prints on the paper.
Posted by ang3l-ham at 6:06 PM
